The Burbs Minute #68

Return of Walter's Rug

Crystal Beth returns for Minute 68 which begins with Mark asking Ray if he's whipped and ends with Mark saying the Klopek's went back to get Walter's hair.  In this minute we discuss Ray going commando, Limp Bizkit and George Michael plus pitching a Burbs sequel to Colin Hanks.

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The Burbs Minute #67

Tuna Neck

This minute we are joined by Crystal Beth from the Fifth Eleminute for Minute 67 which begins with Ray saying he thinks their clean and ends with Art and Mark sitting down.  In this minute we discuss taking your kids to school in yoga pants, we give some exciting rule changes to NBA basketball and discuss who Rick Duccomon beat out for the role. We also discuss Tuna.

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The Burbs Minute #66

Rowdy Reuben Klopek

This minute begins with Art falling into Ray's yard and ends with Mark asking for a little participation from Ray. In this minute we discuss the last guillotine execution in France, the end of the worst dinner party ever and Art dressed as Roddy Piper We also discuss Landru, the dog and serial killer.

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The Burbs Minute #65

What Have You Got in the Cellar, Herr Klopek?

Minute 65 begins with Rumsfeld continuing his statement about where the noise is coming from and ends with Art yelling at the mangy mutt.  In this minute we discuss using a Great Dane as an attack dog, the evening going sideways and Hogan's Heroes for some reason. We also discuss the Great Dane.

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The Burbs Minute #64

Eighties Shorts

Minute 64 of The Burbs begins with Dr. Klopek approaching Rumseld and ends with Rumsfeld asking what's the GD noise.  In Minute 64 Jeff and Chris discuss Rumseld dropping all pretense of civility, Dr. Klopek's master delaying plan and Rocky punch sound effects.  We also discuss James Ashwell.

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The Burbs Minute #63

Sugar Substitute?

This minute begins with Dr. Klopek saying painting relaxes him and ends with Rumsfeld saying, "Says who?".  In this minute we discuss Dr. Klopek being charming doing damage control, Rumsfeld the art critic and we spoil The Monsters are Due on Maple Street.  We also discuss Rod Serling.

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The Burbs Minute #62

Why are there 20 Candles on this Tray?

Minute 62 begins with something red in Ray's hand and ends with Ray shoving a rag under the table.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss what happens who would win in a brawl with the Klopek's,  find some time to rip Godfather III and read Chuck Norris quotes. We also discuss Opera.

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The Burbs Minute #61

Pardon My Blood

This minute begins with Reuben telling Mark to ask him, himself and ends with Dr. Klopek saying "Pardon my glove."  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss how well cast The Klopek's are, correct handshaking procedures and Ray Walston.   We also discuss the doctor, Henry Gibson.

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The Burbs Minute #60

Cuckoo

Minute 60 beings with a cuckoo clock and ends with Mark asking what kind of doctor Reuben's brother is.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss Carol finally joining the conversation, Ray tries to weasel his way into the basement and Jeff starts to think maybe the Klopek's are up to something. We also discuss cuckoo clocks.

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The Burbs Minute #59

Packing Dust

This minute start with Rumsfeld remarking on the good solid floors and ends with Uncle Reuben glaring at Mrs. Rumsfeld.    In this minute we discuss Ray using the newspaper in lieu of tissues, Reuben showing his softer side and Mrs. Rumsfeld adding nothing to the conversation. We also discuss Michael Germain.

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The Burbs Minute #58

House Got Good Bones

For one last time we are joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll podcast.  This minute begins with Ray sizing up  his pretzel and sardine and ends with Mark stomping on the floor.   We discuss the merits of eating a whole sardine, how high on the tension scale we rate and bringing a knife to meet the neighbors.   We also discuss the term Slavic.

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The Burbs Minute #57

Sardine?

We are once again joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll Podcast.This minute begins with Mrs. Rumsfeld talking about her hair and ends with Ray placing a sardine on a pretzel.  In this minute we discuss if insects are really buzzing around Hans, the squishing of the Sardine can and Yahoo Serious.  We also discuss Sardines.

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The Burbs Minute #56

Uncle Reuben Stare

We are joined by BJ Kramp for an awkward Klopek minute.  Minute 56 begins with Art gasping for breath and ends wit Ray trying to make small talk.  In this minute we discuss getting hit in the head with a pickaxe,  doing some wallpaper with Rumsefeld and racist team names (Hello Washington!) We also discuss producer Larry Brezner.

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The Burbs Minute #55

It Came With the Frame

This minute we are joined by BJ Kramp from the Rock and/or Roll Podcast.  This minute begins with Mark admiring a picture and ends with Art sitting up.  In this minute we praise the range of Courtney Gains, discuss more of Mark's quasi racist comments plus Albert Einstein, Lord of the Rings and Dachau. We also discuss Brother Theodore.

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The Burbs Minute #54

Enemy Mine, Robinson Crusoe and Karate Dog

Minute 54 begins with Carol welcoming Hans to Mayfield Place and ends with Hans knocking over a picture. We are joined one final time by the most beloved man on the internet, John J. Galbo, from the ACPN.  In this minute we discuss inappropriate statues, discover Chris has no taste in film or TV  and share video store memories. We also discuss Hans Christian Anderson.   

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The Burbs Minute #53

That Knife Gets Work

This minute begins with the Rumsfield's an Peterson's walking to the Klopek's and ends with Hans staring at Carol.  We are joined again by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and we are visited by Mcgruff the Crime Dog, deep cuts from Desperate Housewives and Hans staring at Carol's boobs.  We also discuss Steve Bonner.  Also we are joined by the one and only John J. Galbo from ACPN

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The Burbs Minute #52

You're Not Invited

This minute begins with Art explaining what the paper could be and ends with The American Flag. We are joined by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and we discuss old timey ice packs, J.K. Rowling's juice and Carol finally taking control of the situation. We are joined this minute by John J. Galbo of the ACPN.

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The Burbs Minute #51

This is Walter

Minute 51 begins with Ray saying, "He dug it up from the underneath the fence" and ends with Ray retreating from the Klopek's fence.  In this minute we are joined by John J. Galbo from the ACPN and discuss starting other minute podcasts, Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego and dogs overruning the podcast.  We also discuss Michael D. O'Shea.

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