Monday, March 27, 2017

The Burbs Minute #99

Alternate Ending

In this final regular episode of The Burbs we discuss the alternate ending.  Jeff and Chris discuss how many classic lines would have been lost if this ending has stayed, why the Klopek's love the suburbs and Uncle Reuben staying strong until the end.  We also discuss debriefing.




Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Thursday, March 23, 2017

The Burbs Minute #98

Credits

This minute begins with Ricky walking back into the action and ends with credits. In this episode Jeff and Chris discuss  the actors credit videos, all the movies that made more money than The Burbs in 1989 and the cameo return of Dick Miller.  We also discuss our next project, Jay and Silent Bob Movie Minutes.






Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The Burbs Minute #97

God I Love This Street

Min 97 begins with Are saying Geraldo Rivera is coming and ends with Ricky saying God I love this street. In this minute we discus Art in handcuffs, Pee Wee Hermans bike and the worst fireman ever We also discuss Geraldo Rivera.






Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

The Burbs Minute #96

Don't Mess With Suburbanites

This minute begins with Mark holding Hans and ends with  Art talking about the media major event.  In this minute we discuss Art getting famous, getting away from your neighbors and getting sued by Knight Rider.   We also discuss psychos.






Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Monday, March 20, 2017

The Burbs Minute #95

Hey Pinocchio

Minute 95 begins with Ray repeating Citizens Arrest and ends with Mark talking about snapping necks. In this minute we discuss Ray being righteous,   Dr. Klopek has some bones to explain and Rumsfeld finally gets to go full Nam flashback. We also discuss Pinocchio.





Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Thursday, March 16, 2017

The Burbs Minute #94

Whoa Pizza Dude


This minute begins with Hans being pulled from his seat and ends with Dr. Klopek saying the man doesn't know what he's talking about.  In this minute we discuss the cops watching a grand theft ambulance, a stretcher chase and why the pizza dude has so many pizzas, We also discuss citizens arrest.





Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

The Burbs Minute #93

Shaky Hands


Minute 93 begins with Dr. Klopek saying Ray found one of his skulls and ends with Ray reaching for Hans.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss Dr. Klopek taking medical precautions, an antique syringe and Henry Gibsons age. We also discuss hypodermic needles.




Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

The Burbs Minute #92

Godfather III sucks


This minute begins with Ray promising to rebuild the Klopeks house and ends with Dr. Klopek gloving up.  In this minute we discuss Henry Gibson being imposing, the 1990 Academy Awards and having a meltdown about Godfather III being nominated for Best Picture.  We also discuss Dutch Angles.  Show Note:  Jeff realized after recording that they were discussing the wrong Academy Awards year.





Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Monday, March 13, 2017

The Burbs Minute #91

Imbeciles and Submorons

Minute 91 begins with Ray in the ambulance and ends with Ray saying, When I get out of prison.  In this minute Jeff and Chris discuss the old Dorito bags, the last minute of Klopeks possible innocence and how Corey Feldman got cast as Michaelangelo.  We also discuss the term Hepcat.






Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Thursday, March 9, 2017

The Burbs MInute #90

Hanks First Class Meltdown

This minute begins with Ray screaming at Art and ends with Ray diving into an ambulance.  In this minute we discuss Ray throwing a wicker chair, when it's time to punch your friend in the face and bobo Jake Gyllenhaall. We also discuss lunatics.





Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

The Burbs Minute #89

I'm a Shell of a Man

Minute 89 begins with Art trying to involve Ray in his rant and ends with Ray yelling "it's them." In this minute we discuss poor crowd control, Hanks going full psycho and Rumsfeld the coward, We also discuss bow ties.




Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

The Burbs Minute #88

I Thank My Lucky Stars

This minute begins with the cop explaining Walter's situation to Art and ends with Art starting a rant. In this minute Ray is read his list of crimes, more bow tie guy and Rumsfeld laying low.  We also discuss Rance Howard.





Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Monday, March 6, 2017

The Burbs Minute #87

The Bow Tie Killer


Minute 87 begins with Carol saying she lives there and ends with the cop saying the Klopek's were picking up Walters wig.  In this minute we are stalked by a man in a bow tie, getting hit with the title belt and Art thanking his lucky stars.  We also discuss Franklin Ajaye.





Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Thursday, March 2, 2017

The Burbs Minute #86

You Found it Right

This minute begins with Art asking Ray if he found it and ends with Carol going under the police line.  In this minute we discuss Rumsfeld's lawsuit, Carol's lack of urgency and the celebrated film franchise, Evil Bong.  We also discuss Sonny Davis.





Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

The Burbs Minute #85

Sad Reuben

Minute 85 begins with the Klopek's house on fire and ends with the Klopek's porch collapsing.   In this minute we discuss Art acting like a real jerk, crappy CGI on Walking Dead and Tom Hanks doing a wonderful shuffle down the steps.  We also discuss Jeff Smolek.



Jeff's book The Dawn of Mars

Chris's ebay page (wrestling figures):  Chris's Ebay